im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*
the future King of England
long distance relationships when they finally meet.
just you wait for january 1st when everyone will be making text posts saying “it feels like 2013 was only yesterday!”