Living a dream

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when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

(Source: joesphjonas, via paardenstaart)

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lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

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200 things you can put in my ask AKA JUST INTERACT WITH ME

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Last book you read:
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My best friend:
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Piggy banks are:
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On my calendar:
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My mom:
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The last three songs I bought were?
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How many cousins do you have?
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Do you have any siblings?
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Are your parents divorced?
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Fate:
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Yourself:
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Aliens:
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Heaven:
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God:
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Night or Day:
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Oranges or Apples:
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McDonalds or Burger King:
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Mac or PC:
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Coke or Pepsi:
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Hillary or Obama:
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Singing or Dancing:
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Coach or Chanel:
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Wal-Mart or Target:
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Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
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Manicure or Pedicure:
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East Coast or West Coast:
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George Bush:
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Gay Marriage:
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The presidential election:
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Abortion:
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MySpace:
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Reality TV:
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Parents:
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Back stabbers:
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Ebay:
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Facebook:
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Work:
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Gas Prices:
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Designer Clothes:
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College:
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Sports:
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My family:
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My Car:
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did you answer all these truthfully ?